check it out our google latitudes are spooning
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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