Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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