So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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