Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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