Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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