It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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