Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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