I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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