i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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