I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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