O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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