Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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