Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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