he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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