Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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