Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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