ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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