I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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