Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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