I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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