I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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