Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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