Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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