Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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