Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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