Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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