Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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