You can't motorboat a personality
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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