It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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