Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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