I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I need to calm my uterus...
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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