I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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