ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
one two three fourrrrnication!
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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