this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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