cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
my liver is dry heaving
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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