I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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