I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
