Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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