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Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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