i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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