Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
