butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
