And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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