Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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