Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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