Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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