nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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