Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
