OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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