He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Randomize
